413 posts tagged ben nemtin

Ben and Dave on loveline last night. Haven’t watched it yet, but I think they come on close to an hour in.

❝ If you asked me five years ago about the likelihood of crossing off these list items, I would have told you that none would come to fruition, but that wasn’t the point. Today, after accomplishing so many list items and enjoying the best five years of my life, I have no choice but to believe that anything you want in this world is possible. ❞

Ben Nemtin What Do You Want To Do Before You Die?’       

Jonnie: So the lady was like, “but this yam is $1.25, not a dollar.” And I was like, “okay, bitch.”

Ben: So the guy said, “yeah, we’ll sell you the RV for 60,000!” And we were like, “okayyyy, bitch.”

Jonnie: So my mom sat us down and was like, “you guys need to get a job.” And I was like,

Jonnie and Ben in unison: Okay, bitch.

Jonnie: Just kidding! I would never say that to my mom. Maybe…

Duncan had his arm around a girl in a picture and was touching her boob, and Ben was like, “Duncan!” and he was like, “whoa, sorry!” and moved his hand and then his hand fell and he touched her again and he said, “ahhh sorry!!” and Jonnie said, “second time’s not an accident.”